I'm just too free lar. Aih. Hahaha!

Talking about the machines and the swing thing… hahaha… aiyo. It was so funny yesterday. :P we saw this cute little girl in the park. Still not very stable when walking, she sort of wobbles here and there. Then, she was so adorable! Ahaha… she went up to huiyii and starting calling jie jie. Eeh, cute. Hahaha… then her mum asks her to ask for huiyii’s name. Then she went, “name!”. hahaha… So cute. Then, she was playing with the goyang buntut machine, but she can’t really reach… so she didn’t goyang much ler. :P:P:P the funniest thing was… hehehe… she’ll be really embarrassed if she knew what happened that day when she was still so young. :P she just started pee-ing in her panties. :P I think her mum just started potty training her or something. I’m never going near that machine (a diff one, the one I don’t like. :P) again till it rains really really hard. Wait, did it rain last night? :P anyway. Hehehe… They went home to change and all. :P when they left, we started looking out for victims of who would accidentally step on her … pee. Hahaha… we’re so evil. :P then, a man came! Ok. So we waited patiently for him to walk over… huhuhu… then… he missed it by inches! Aiyah! So wasted. :P hahaha… yeah. So we were just laughing our heads off at that ler. :P terrible us. Poor girl, poor guy. Hehehe…

Yay! I can’t wait for the upcoming months. :D:D:D come for church you know! We’ll have lots of fun stuff that’ll be happening the next few months. :D and of course… we suggested it. So you MUST like it. Hahaha… ok la. Give you guys a small hint – your dressing will definitely have to be different. :D yup yup. So excited about it. Can’t wait for Christmas also. Huhuhu… I don’t know why I’ve been longing for Christmas for a long long time d. I guess it’s cos I didn’t get to participate much the last Christmas and I was left out of everything… hmm. Hahaha… anyway, I can’t wait!!! But year end = exams also. Aih. Oh well. Must have the good and the bad right. I finally have some stuff to blog about. Or… I have the mood to blog. I’ve been missing in the blogging world ever since I came to college. Hmm, I just don’t know WHAT to blog about college. It’s really… aih. A mood depressor. :P:P:P but must learn how to lean on God for the best of the situations ler. Yup yup. So… till next time ler. Huhuhu… take care!

My point of view :P

Wahahaha… Had a splashing fun of a time on Friday! (Is there such a phrase? :P:P:P) We had Pot bless. Yada yada. Huiyii would have told you most of it. Ya ya… then… due to unforeseen circumstances, we had to bring the bbq stove out. Aih. So mafan rite. But because we’re such nice people… ahahaha… crazy. :P no la. We actually wanted to have de bbq when we saw so little food on the table. Then mana tau Melvin doesn’t eat pork… and noodles. A bit weird hor. I mean the noodles part. Hahaha… so. We took out the bbq stove and roasted some sausages for him... and the rest of them ler. :D Ivan is really good with the bbq stuff. So if we’re going to have another bbq again, Ivan MUST go. Hahaha… he cannot escape the terrifying hands of ferocious huiyii and meiyii. Wahahaha! :P so then, we bbq-ed outside while the rest of them played mini uno inside. Funny funny. Cos I had the camera with me, I took a picture of weng soon’s cards. Hahaha! But I didn’t show the rest ler. See, I’m just so nice. Aih. Hahaha… anyway, the honey thing of the sausages were funny. Hehehe… to make it shinier and that it won’t be too dry. :P let Ivan tegur saying that too much honey after get diabetes. Bind it in Jesus’ name!!! :P

So, we were bbq-ing, talking, laughing over some silly stuff… when Kenneth and Xiao Ming came. And guess how long they stayed? 1 minute! Aiseh man. Hahaha… how can they prefer ss2 food over ours. Hahahaha… no ler. At least they came over to say hi. How nice. Hahaha… Then we ate and talk and ate some more, listening to the twisted people in there laughing. Hahaha… I don’t mean twisted, twisted weird weird. I mean they were literally twisted! Ahahah… ah, the joys of playing twister. :P thanks Lydia! I’ll show you some of the horrible twisted bodies of theirs ler. :P post it up. Hahaha… I hope we didn’t disturb the neighbors or anything. Hee… Then… I went inside to take a few pictures and stuff. Wow, not only is Ivan a good bbq-er, he’s a good twister-er too! Hahahaha… He won. Well. Haha… Chris and Raymond came. They didn’t do much ler. Just joined our talk about… terrible stuff. Hahaha… Then we roasted marshmallows! Yummy yummy. I ate… 2? Hahaha… Don’t remember. But it’s really sweet. So one cannot eat that many marshmallows ok. Hehehe…

Then, we abandoned our poor cg to go to the field to play the new ‘toys’. Hahaha… the work out machines which I don’t think will help much in anyway except to get a few laughs and waste your energy not burning any fats. Hahaha… yup. Then… what did we do ah. Oh, our nice nice cg members cleaned up the place while we were playing. :P thank you so much! Heh. We were the lazy ones goyang goyang buntut in the field. Hahaha… Go see ler, the next cg. That machine to goyang your buntut is the nicest. :P Then… hahaha… SO funny. Cos Melvin brought a cake for pot bless, then someone asked “Is it Melvin’s b’day?” innocently. Poor guy. When we heard the word Melvin and b’day, we immediately started singing ‘happy b’day’ to him. Hahahaha… the shock on his face when we sang “HAPPY B’DAY TO MELVInnnnnn~~~~~~” is worth all the singing. Hehehe… then, they cut the extra extra extra hard chocolate cake. :P and ice cream!!! Yah. Then that time, Uncle Lek Soon kor kor suddenly became our cg member. Can pengsan. Hahaha… “Eh, since when you join our cg wanna?” “Since 5 minutes ago. *grin*”

Then, we cleaned, swept, mopped, slept.

POT BLESS! (what else? :P)

I post tomorrow la. Have to sleep. Hahaha... Ok LAR... Give you one picture. :D One only ah. Cannot be so greedy wan... Hahaha!

See see, we had barbequed sausages too!!! :D See the look on Hui Yii's face. It says "I'm happy we have bbq tonight." Hahaha...

Husbands and wives... Hahaha!

Oh man~ I miss Michelle! And LYDIA! How can you ask her out and not invite me also?! Hahaha... Lydia Lydia Lydia... Aih. Enjoy so much don't wanna blog and tell us about it d lar!

Never mind. I'll have Michelle all to myself. :P Sob, I can't believe you and Ka Mun married Michelle also. :P My husband so popular among you guys huh. :P Hahahaha... So funny. I'm married to Michelle, a mistress to Lydia, and she's Michelle's wife, and Ka Mun's wife/husband? And we're all married to Michelle. So the relationship is......... Hahaha...

Oh man. I'm missing ns! All Michelle's fault. Tsk tsk. Hahaha...

The killer machine
NS, kkb: There has been a disturbance among fellow flies and mozzies and bugsies and anties in a certain national service camp. Bugs have been complaining that their husbands and wives and children who went out to disturb trainees and eat their food didn't come back home. Even reporter bugs never came back. Only one, ONE sole survivor came back to tell the news to the other buggies. There're 3 killer machines on the loose. It has a horrible, terrible, ferocious blue light that KILLS!

From the bug: "Wow. I'm now traumatised. I saw the blue light and had a really bad feeling. But it was beautiful... Really beautiful... That blue light. I just had to touch it, reach that heavenly place, where everything is so beautiful... I was drawing closer and closer... Till I saw... *sob sob* I saw... Billy bug fly right into the light. I heard a terrible sound, the sound of Billy being fried in that horrible thing!!! I HEARD HIM scream my name! *SOB SOB* I couldn't help him, I was too late, I didn't know what to do...... *breaks down* (the bugsies ambulance came and took him to the bugsies hospital)

Coffee, tea or bugsies?
NS, kkb: A bug was found drowning in an overly sweet cup of ns hot tea. An irresponsible trainee *koff* (I wonder who... :P) left her cup of tea on the floor. When she picked it up again, she found our friend in it. She was horrified, we were horrified. We even saw her dump our dearest into the sink! There's no way we can cremate him anymore... :( We mourned for him for at least a week, bugsies time that is.

Beds and bugsies
NS, kkb, specifically Mei Yii's bed: Bugsies were sent out on a mission - mission share a bed with Mei Yii. But unfortunately, she didn't seem to like us at all. We don't know why.... We really don't..... But anyway, many of our bugsies were killed in that mission for our bugsies were being brushed off. Heart broken, many of them jumped off window sills and bed posts. We reget ever sending them to her bed. She's inconsiderate and ferocious!!! >:(

Mission get lots of blood from Mei Yii
NS, kkb: After what happened, we decided to take revenge! We gathered our troops of mozzies to attack her!!! She doesn't deserve our nice treatment. Hmph!

From the mozzies: We first hid behind doors and under beds and stuff, must not let her know we're there. It might spoil our plan. So we hid. When night falls... Heh heh heh. We went all out to drink her blood!!! We got rather drunk because her blood was too sweet *koff koff*. Ever since, we got addicted to her blood and drank her blood every night. Till the time came when she smelt really horrible. Most of us couldn't take it and fainted. It was the horrible mozzie repellant! Ever since, we decided to disturb Michelle. But she, too, smelt horrible. Aih. Then, we had no choice but to drink the others' blood. After all, we're addicted to blood already.

Sauna anyone?
NS, kkb: Our friends have been found dead, I repeat, DEAD, in their horrible rice. *sob sob* They were... They were........ tortured in the horrible, ferocious, terrible thing called rice cooker! Our fellow friend, the worm, wanted a hot sauna. Things got too heated up and he became... He became........... Hmm, what do you call cooked worms again? Oh well, he became a cooked worm. The poor guy...

This concludes the torture the NS kkb bugs went through. A bug's life in NS kkb... :P:P:P

Boredom buster

Feeling bored? Feeling down? Feel like you just have to DO something but yet you don't know what to do?

Solve ALL your problems with BOREDOM BUSTER!

Our clients were very happy when they came up to us and shared with us their happy story.

"I was once a very very bored person. Everything I did was boring, be it eating, sleeping or just going to college. But when I got boredom buster, all my problems were gone. Everything I do now isn't as boring anymore, thanks to boredom buster! Well, the first step is obviously to buy boredom buster. Using boredom buster is as easy as ABC! First, I read through the manual which is like... erhm... 1000 pages long? I then chose which boredom buster I liked the most, which is boredom buster #1 - like to sing a song? and boredom buster #2 - being friendly on friendster. I actually didn't bother to look through the whole manual so... Heh heh... The first few are always the best anyway!

Boredom buster #1 - like to sing a song?
Hahaha... This one has been tried before so it is guaranteed to give a few laughs. :P:P:P If you don't... Then, you're either too old, or you think it's too immature, or you're just too terrible! :P Ok, here's how it goes. First, you get a chinese song, or an english one, or a malay one... Whatever song you like lar. Then... You translate it into another language. Then you sing the translated version! :D Easy huh? Yeah... HuiYii and I were laughing our heads off last night doing so. Hahaha...

Here's how WE did it. Hehehe... When I was looking through my friend's blog, I saw the Jay Chou lyrics for his latest song. The one in initial d. He had the translation of the lyrics. Wow... So nice. Then, our mouths being so itchy and all, we just had to sing it in english. Hahaha... Ok. We sang and laughed throughout the first time. Hahaha... Then because there are some lines where the chinese words are few and the english translation is very long, we sang the first few words, then sqeezed all the remaining into that part. Aiyo... I tell you... It's really funny. Hahaha... Plus the way the words don't fit at all makes it even funnier. Huhuhu... Then, ok, 2nd round! Hahahaha... So funny. If you know where my computer is, then you'll know that the whole house can hear us laugh. Hahaha... The starting of the song is actually quite low, so trying hard not to laugh, we were singing it quite quite loudly. :P:P:P Then my mum commented, "Aiyo, why so low wan. Sing higher a bit la." Hahahah... Ok ok. Then we sang it an octave higher, which sounded more like squealing and squeeking more than singing. Hahaha... Then when we reached the chorus, aiyoyo... After squealing a few lines... Cannot ler. Too high d. Hahahaha... So we switched back to the normal pitch. Aih. Laughing can be so tiring. Hahaha... Now you know what we do at home... :P:P:P

Boredom buster #2 - being friendly on friendster
Hmm, this is what you do. First, you post up some nice pictures on friendster - the ones you 'kuk' your smile out so that you look kawaii and all or 'cool' pictures. Then, for the captions of the photos, you put stuff like "Add me lar, what are you waiting for?" or "Cute? Just add me :D" or just a simple "Add me!". Hahaha... Then, you fill up your friendster adding some people you don't even know. Then lastly, when your account is full, you just ask everyone (basically all the people from the first account) to add your second account. There! Two accounts full. Then, you just repeat the whole process over again, just that you add more people here and there. :D So, what say you? Cool huh? Hahahaha... But, really, I think there ARE people doing all this wu liao stuff. Aiyoyo...

Aih. What human beings do to not feel bored. :P:P:P Me included. I don't do the second one though. :P Tell me if it works k. Hahaha...

So, what are you waiting for??? Boredom buster only costs 5 million a book. Very cheap lar. The market price for the book is 1 dollar extra you know! So get your book today. You won't regret it! :D:D:D

*Mei Yii won't be responsible if methods used are not useful and remains faithful to the statement "Once sold considered sold" There's guarantee but no warranty, as quoted by a classmate.*

Church = fun? FUN... :)

Once upon a time... There lived 3 pretty, awesome, ferocious girls somewhere in the middle of somewhere. They loved going to church. Every Sunday, these girls go to church at 9am till 2pm (time varies accordingly). But Sundays weren't enough. They just had to have more of church. It wasn't just church to them. Not only was it a place to meet God, but also a place to meet long lost friends. Hm... Friends that are lost for the rest of the week ler. :P Other than friends, they had duties too. Such as ... Stuff la! Not only that, they even have to teach children how to memorise the whole book of Revelations! Nah, just kidding. :P

We've looked through their long lost documents (the real documents made out of silk and written with the best quality ink there was in those days) and decided to honour them by posting it up here.

Sundays
I went to church this morning in my beautiful carriage. Late again for my piano duty in sunday school. But I was just being fashionably late! Too bad the others didn't think so, they already had a replacement for me. But when they saw my grumpy, ferocious face, they decided to let me play afterall. :P:P:P After playing, I met some brothers and sisters outside the door. "Hey sista! How's you? Lets go down eat!" Hahaha... Then I was greeted by a sister too. "Hey cousin, thou art more lovely today. I can't have the honour to dine with you today for I have a class. I'm very much sorry as you are." Disappointed, I lifted my big and heavy skirts up and went down to the cafe and went down with the weird 'hip-hopper'.

Cafe=food. Food=eat. Eat=fat. Fat=fat la! What else can you be? :P So, we ate and ate and ate till all our buttons burst. While eating, the other ferocious and I had big dreams. Dreams of putting Mask of Zorro 3 on screens. Starring Andrew Cheong, co-starring Andrew Cheong also. Lions - Wei Shin and Kelvin. Setting - in the desert where lions live. Costumes - plastic bags and toilet rolls, masking tape (we have to cut cost, not rich enough :P)

Scene 1: Mask of Zorro jumps out from nowhere. His costume beautifully made by us - big black garbage bag as his cape. And because his cape is made out of plastic bag, we unfortunately cannot have the effect we first wanted but settled with second best. Original cape sound - Whoosh, swish type of noise. The plastic bag cape sound - Shi sha shi sha type of noise. Unfortunately, our star is having height problems. He somehow or other hasn't drank enough enfagrow and cannot achieve the height of our original Mr. Zorro, we had to spend more money to buy some high heels for him. Wanting to cut cost, Hui Yii came up with the PERFECT solution - toilet rolls stuck onto his shoes. Good, huh? :D His mask, also because we wanted to save money, was made by sticking masking tape onto his face.

Then comes in the lions. Sand is being scattered and blew about to give the desert effect.
Lions: "ROAR!!!" "rrrrrooooAAAARRRR!!!" [must ask Hui Yii to show you the way it has to be done. :P:P:P]
*camera does a short documentary on them*
*camera suddenly is being pulled back and Mr. Zorro 3 is seen scolding some camera men in the back drop*

"Help~" Mrs Zorro soon-to-be screams. (Andrew turning from one side to the other, only changing wigs and voices, the costume too hard to be changed that quickly, finds himself in a tough spot. That's what he gets for wanting two roles! :P) Zorro zoomed down with his noisy cape at her and caught her up before she gets eaten by the ferocious lions. "Ahh~ My hero...~" *Andrew wraps his arms around himself and his back facing the camera (camera trick :P)*

The two lions managed to escape from the ferocious hands of Zorro and Zorro and Mrs Zorro lived happily ever after...

The End~

After telling and imagining the story, the Tee sisters decided to be movie directors from now on. *clap clap clap*

The purpose of going to church on Sundays - to serve God in church. Also to talk talk talk. :P

Saturdays
We go to church. Enjoy God's presence during worship. :):):) It's just so... special, so different, so touching to be in God's presence, don't you think so? :D Sometimes duty also for Holy Communion or play the piano that day. Huhuhu... Then, pastor's short message, very practical and interesting. Can be applied in our daily lives. :) After that, we go down to the cafe to talk talk talk. Hehehe... Get closer to care group members. Though... It's quite hard to do so when the speakers are just above our heads. TOO loud d!

The purpose - know more about God. Get to worship Him and sing as loud as you want and no one can hear you! :P:P:P Right, Hui Yii? Hahaha...

Fridays
Care group at home.
We sing horribly. :P Then discuss pastor's last message, how it can help us. Then talk some more. We just can't stop talking you know. :P:P:P Get to know care group members even better. Then end with refreshments (durians one time. :P).

All night prayer.
Sing older songs. Like... The ones we hear our parents sing. Hahaha... But nice also ler, something else for a change. Then praying in tongues. Spiritual purging. Hahaha... It sort of cleanses your soul and you'll feel more peaceful. :) But it can get a bit monotonous if you're not used to it. So be prepared and don't fall asleep during it! :P:P:P Then some songs in between. Then end with prayer.

There are even Wednesdays!
Wednesdays - bible classes. :P

Now you guys know why I spend half of my week in church. Hmm... Wanna join me? :P

These three ferocious girls lived happily ever after, at least, enjoyed church ever after and know that their future is secured in God's hands. IS YOURS??? Think about it... :)