Boredom buster
Feeling bored? Feeling down? Feel like you just have to DO something but yet you don't know what to do?
Solve ALL your problems with BOREDOM BUSTER!
Our clients were very happy when they came up to us and shared with us their happy story.
"I was once a very very bored person. Everything I did was boring, be it eating, sleeping or just going to college. But when I got boredom buster, all my problems were gone. Everything I do now isn't as boring anymore, thanks to boredom buster! Well, the first step is obviously to buy boredom buster. Using boredom buster is as easy as ABC! First, I read through the manual which is like... erhm... 1000 pages long? I then chose which boredom buster I liked the most, which is boredom buster #1 - like to sing a song? and boredom buster #2 - being friendly on friendster. I actually didn't bother to look through the whole manual so... Heh heh... The first few are always the best anyway!
Boredom buster #1 - like to sing a song?
Hahaha... This one has been tried before so it is guaranteed to give a few laughs. :P:P:P If you don't... Then, you're either too old, or you think it's too immature, or you're just too terrible! :P Ok, here's how it goes. First, you get a chinese song, or an english one, or a malay one... Whatever song you like lar. Then... You translate it into another language. Then you sing the translated version! :D Easy huh? Yeah... HuiYii and I were laughing our heads off last night doing so. Hahaha...
Here's how WE did it. Hehehe... When I was looking through my friend's blog, I saw the Jay Chou lyrics for his latest song. The one in initial d. He had the translation of the lyrics. Wow... So nice. Then, our mouths being so itchy and all, we just had to sing it in english. Hahaha... Ok. We sang and laughed throughout the first time. Hahaha... Then because there are some lines where the chinese words are few and the english translation is very long, we sang the first few words, then sqeezed all the remaining into that part. Aiyo... I tell you... It's really funny. Hahaha... Plus the way the words don't fit at all makes it even funnier. Huhuhu... Then, ok, 2nd round! Hahahaha... So funny. If you know where my computer is, then you'll know that the whole house can hear us laugh. Hahaha... The starting of the song is actually quite low, so trying hard not to laugh, we were singing it quite quite loudly. :P:P:P Then my mum commented, "Aiyo, why so low wan. Sing higher a bit la." Hahahah... Ok ok. Then we sang it an octave higher, which sounded more like squealing and squeeking more than singing. Hahaha... Then when we reached the chorus, aiyoyo... After squealing a few lines... Cannot ler. Too high d. Hahahaha... So we switched back to the normal pitch. Aih. Laughing can be so tiring. Hahaha... Now you know what we do at home... :P:P:P
Boredom buster #2 - being friendly on friendster
Hmm, this is what you do. First, you post up some nice pictures on friendster - the ones you 'kuk' your smile out so that you look kawaii and all or 'cool' pictures. Then, for the captions of the photos, you put stuff like "Add me lar, what are you waiting for?" or "Cute? Just add me :D" or just a simple "Add me!". Hahaha... Then, you fill up your friendster adding some people you don't even know. Then lastly, when your account is full, you just ask everyone (basically all the people from the first account) to add your second account. There! Two accounts full. Then, you just repeat the whole process over again, just that you add more people here and there. :D So, what say you? Cool huh? Hahahaha... But, really, I think there ARE people doing all this wu liao stuff. Aiyoyo...
Aih. What human beings do to not feel bored. :P:P:P Me included. I don't do the second one though. :P Tell me if it works k. Hahaha...
So, what are you waiting for??? Boredom buster only costs 5 million a book. Very cheap lar. The market price for the book is 1 dollar extra you know! So get your book today. You won't regret it! :D:D:D
*Mei Yii won't be responsible if methods used are not useful and remains faithful to the statement "Once sold considered sold" There's guarantee but no warranty, as quoted by a classmate.*
Solve ALL your problems with BOREDOM BUSTER!
Our clients were very happy when they came up to us and shared with us their happy story.
"I was once a very very bored person. Everything I did was boring, be it eating, sleeping or just going to college. But when I got boredom buster, all my problems were gone. Everything I do now isn't as boring anymore, thanks to boredom buster! Well, the first step is obviously to buy boredom buster. Using boredom buster is as easy as ABC! First, I read through the manual which is like... erhm... 1000 pages long? I then chose which boredom buster I liked the most, which is boredom buster #1 - like to sing a song? and boredom buster #2 - being friendly on friendster. I actually didn't bother to look through the whole manual so... Heh heh... The first few are always the best anyway!
Boredom buster #1 - like to sing a song?
Hahaha... This one has been tried before so it is guaranteed to give a few laughs. :P:P:P If you don't... Then, you're either too old, or you think it's too immature, or you're just too terrible! :P Ok, here's how it goes. First, you get a chinese song, or an english one, or a malay one... Whatever song you like lar. Then... You translate it into another language. Then you sing the translated version! :D Easy huh? Yeah... HuiYii and I were laughing our heads off last night doing so. Hahaha...
Here's how WE did it. Hehehe... When I was looking through my friend's blog, I saw the Jay Chou lyrics for his latest song. The one in initial d. He had the translation of the lyrics. Wow... So nice. Then, our mouths being so itchy and all, we just had to sing it in english. Hahaha... Ok. We sang and laughed throughout the first time. Hahaha... Then because there are some lines where the chinese words are few and the english translation is very long, we sang the first few words, then sqeezed all the remaining into that part. Aiyo... I tell you... It's really funny. Hahaha... Plus the way the words don't fit at all makes it even funnier. Huhuhu... Then, ok, 2nd round! Hahahaha... So funny. If you know where my computer is, then you'll know that the whole house can hear us laugh. Hahaha... The starting of the song is actually quite low, so trying hard not to laugh, we were singing it quite quite loudly. :P:P:P Then my mum commented, "Aiyo, why so low wan. Sing higher a bit la." Hahahah... Ok ok. Then we sang it an octave higher, which sounded more like squealing and squeeking more than singing. Hahaha... Then when we reached the chorus, aiyoyo... After squealing a few lines... Cannot ler. Too high d. Hahahaha... So we switched back to the normal pitch. Aih. Laughing can be so tiring. Hahaha... Now you know what we do at home... :P:P:P
Boredom buster #2 - being friendly on friendster
Hmm, this is what you do. First, you post up some nice pictures on friendster - the ones you 'kuk' your smile out so that you look kawaii and all or 'cool' pictures. Then, for the captions of the photos, you put stuff like "Add me lar, what are you waiting for?" or "Cute? Just add me :D" or just a simple "Add me!". Hahaha... Then, you fill up your friendster adding some people you don't even know. Then lastly, when your account is full, you just ask everyone (basically all the people from the first account) to add your second account. There! Two accounts full. Then, you just repeat the whole process over again, just that you add more people here and there. :D So, what say you? Cool huh? Hahahaha... But, really, I think there ARE people doing all this wu liao stuff. Aiyoyo...
Aih. What human beings do to not feel bored. :P:P:P Me included. I don't do the second one though. :P Tell me if it works k. Hahaha...
So, what are you waiting for??? Boredom buster only costs 5 million a book. Very cheap lar. The market price for the book is 1 dollar extra you know! So get your book today. You won't regret it! :D:D:D
*Mei Yii won't be responsible if methods used are not useful and remains faithful to the statement "Once sold considered sold" There's guarantee but no warranty, as quoted by a classmate.*
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