WHEN MOSQUITOES ATTACK

Will mosquitoes cease to attack?

27th June, SS2: The well known ferocious and gruesome mosquitoes are on the most wanted list. Though it is not stated or announced as a written law, but whosoever that sees a mosquito can kill it immediately. Witnesses of these killer mosquitoes said: "Help! Arghh!!!" "They're itching!" "Ugh... Gruesome, like, totally..."

Incident 1:
*light was off in the bedroom*
"Argh!!! Yer!!!"
*light turned on*
" I turned on the light, lifted up my pillow and saw 2 mosquitoes fly up at me!! I WAS SHOCKED!"
*squish! squish! slap! slap!* "Ish!" *Whack!!*
*light turned off*
"Ahh......" (sigh of relief)

Incident 2:
A mosquito was seen stalking a young girl wherever she went.
"I tell you! It was a true stalker! It flew atound my head, flew around my legs, flew around my body! I've never seen a mosquito as ham sap as this!!!"
Disgusted as she was, she failed to kill it. She waited for the stalker to cease stalking her. It is believed that the mosquito aka dangerous stalker died of old age and fatigue.

Incident 3:
A boy aged 16 this year suffered from severe mosquito irritation when trying to sleep and rest as he came down with a fever.
"The mosquitoes kept bugging me! I couldn't sleep that night although they didn't bite me."
Then came a saviour.
*lights turned on*
*smack! smack! squish! "eew..." wham! slap! bang!*
The mosquito killer aka saviour said: "I just couldn't take his suffering anymore so I decided to help, thats all."
It is also said that the MK heard tiny voices screaming "help....." as they were gruesomely and ferociously killed in the killer's hands.

Incident 4:
Mosquito Buzzer (the mozzie's name) was last heard buzzing around an unfortunate housewife's mop.
*bzzzz.....bzzzzzz..........*
What Buzzer meant - At last, a home. I'll follow this mop to the new place I'm supposed to lay my eggs.
As Buzzer followed the mop, a swish and a squish was heard. Buzzer could lay no more eggs. But Buzzer's revenge was taken cared of. As the ferocious swish was made, the housewife used too much force.
"Aiyah...!"
The mop's head broke off and the houswife deeply regretted her actions on poor Buzzer.
[The mop really broke. :P:P:P]

Kesan-kesan yang ditinggalkan oleh Buzzer dan kawan-kawannya:
1) Gatal-gatal (Itch)
2) Perasaan benci untuk Buzzer dengan kawan-kawannya. (Deep hatred for buzzer and friends)
3) Parut-parut yang hodoh di atas kaki si mangsa (Ugly scars on the victim's legs)
4) Kacau-ation (Irritation)
5) Buzzer dan kawan-kawannya meninggal dunia. (The death of Buzzer and friends.)

Precautions to take and to avoid Buzzer's relatives and friends that may take revenge on us for the death of Buzzer:
- Always carry Shieldtox, Ridsect, guppies (of course, not on your bodies. It's for the ponds), mosquito repellent, electric rackets (that can only kill flies, but, it's worth a try!) and pepper spray (they may sneeze too hard and hit the wall or something? :P) with you at ALL TIMES.
- Squish 'em when you see 'em!
- Hui Yii's suggestion:
"You eat lots of onions and garlic. Then the mosquitoes won't come near. If they do, just, you know... let go!"

Friends, it is a dangerous world out there. Mosquitoes are on the loose! So, always remember - get 'em before they get YOU!

too LATE...

Due to unwanted circumstances, blogger Mei Yii has to leave without blogging what she actually wanted to blog.

"You see ah, I actually really wanted to blog wan you know! I had SOOOOO much to say, but... Aih... Just a few words from my dad's mouth:' You better go to bed lor. Tomorrow you have to wake up early.' *SIGH*"

Yeah, starting college tomorrow. Have to make new friends... AIh... Again... :P:P:P So ferocious huh, hehehe, don't wanna make new friends. Hahaha... Then I have to ask them the same questions all over again. Oh? You're from *insert name of their school*? Cool... What subjects are you taking? What stream were you from? How many A's did you get wor? Wow... So geng... And all those, you know, getting to know the other person kind of thing. Aih... I don't see why I have to do all the questioning. Hahaha... I'll try a different tactic next time. I'll wait for them to come to me. :P:P:P

K ler. All of you must pray for me so that people will come up to me and say hi instead of the other way round. :P:P:P Thanks for all your prayers. Heh heh... GOd bless! Take care and goodnite. :)

The butts return...

CURRENT UPDATES IN THE WORLD OF BUTTS

IN SS2: It is discovered that butt owners are abusing their butts lately (not to mention that they sit on it all the time). Reporters find that butt owners abuse their butts in ways that are getting more and more gruesome, such as bumping them on hard floors and against cupboards, tables, doors, so on and so forth. Butts from everywhere are now trying to complain to their owners about the worsening condition (which unfortunately is ignored by butt owners) and to set up an organisation for the welfare of butts from all countries. Examples of the abused butts are shown a few posts below and in Mei Yii's blog. Butt pyscologists are currently trying to find out what causes butts to be abused in such a way and why are butts terribly treated.

***Pampers advertisment comes on***

The blues, the greens, and the pinks...

IN A HOUSE SOMEWHERE IN SS2: It is sadly reported that one of our beloved, weird, wacky, nonsensical, ferocious, funny (currently not), rubbishy bloggers is down with a syndrome called the blue syndrome. This syndrome makes the sufferer of it see everything that's happening around her in a blue way. Researchers couldn't find the source of this blue-ness and can only blame it on P-M-S. Though other reasons that contribute to it may be the heat of the day, lunch being yucky that certain day, and irritation caused by a few someone-s (*names not mentioned to protect to privacy of those certain someone-s).

Doctors and pyscologists have been searching for a cure that can cure this desease. Some of the remedies found are - chocolates (which the Tee household lacks of), cooler weather (for this bloggers case), some other people to cheer her up (also lacking, actually, none at the moment), a good lunch, some silly soap opera (not showing yet), and venting all her emotions on a blog. Thankfully, one of the remedies has been proved useful. The blogger is now releasing her blues onto a blog and found it comforting. The blogger thanks those non-existing doctors and pyscologists (the blogger herself thought of the remedies) for helping her overcome her blues. She now see her world like normal (in pink).

Oh, one more thing. The only time this certain blogger sees her world in green is when she is sick, hears something really disgusting, and when she see lots of green trees (of course! I mean, trees are green aren't they???).

*Paging for lieRn, paging for lieRn*

BLOG WORLD: our special guest star - lieRn, is missing in action. Her blogger-mates have been searching for her high and low.

Blogger Mei Yii: I've tried so many places! *pulls hair* I even tried finding for her in the fridge. I mean... If she's not there, where else can she BE? That was seriously the last resort.

Blogger Hui Yii: Yeah... Our darling cousin was never missing before. Has anyone abducted her or something? I saw some flying saucer thing yesterday in the field. Then again... It could have been penguins or something...

Blogger Poz: Huh? Who's lieRn? Ohhh... Her. :P *heh heh*

B. Mei Yii: Aiseh man, I think she went to the toilet and got flushed down it! If she doesn't appear anytime soon on this blog... Heh heh heh... *rubs hands* I'm going to tell everyone what happened in your room when we helped unpack your stuff when you first moved into you current house...!

From worrying to bribing... What has become of lieRn's cousin's? Find out more as we tune into Discovorary channel to continue the search of the mysterious disappearance of lieRn. People out there, DON'T WORRY as we will keep our bases covered. Such as penguin habitats, the bear cage in the zoo, the Sahara desert and all. Stay tuned! Don't stop searching!

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Hey, can try all the colours here ah. Make it so colourful. :D

So..... Where's JAY CHOU???!!! :P:P:P

I was the very first visitor here you know... :P

I'll put up a taggie here ler. More convienient.

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OH... I need some ilham for pastor's b'day! Any suggestions??? You know you do. You just have to think... :P What does your dad like ah?

Question of the day
Is laughing or crying a better cure for unhappiness?

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In the beginning, Mei Yii created this blog...

AND HERE IT IS!

3 cheers for the founder of this blog! Hip hip HURRAY! Hip hip HURRAY!!! Hip HIP HURRAY~~!!!!!

Hahaha... Got the honour of blogging the very first post here. Sorry for the very special, unique addy. :P Gimme a nicer name and I'll change it ler. :D