Oops...

In a field somewhere in Malaysia: It is sadly reported that two girls took too much sugar last night and did lots of stuff one wouldn't do normally. (Sugar is now banned in the Tee household. Though... there are LOTS of exceptions to that rule. :D) The story goes like this........

Once upon a time....... I mean, last night... These two girls and a fellow friend went for dance class. It so happen that the teacher's mood that day was good. Things went well for them. Until.......... *eerie voice* One on them asked the other to change places with her. Everything changed from then on.

"Ok, Tee... Aiyah, I'll just call you Tee... You stand here. We're doing another formation."
"Ohhh nooo... Why I'm standing in front... I changed places with you (the other Tee) to stand at the back now I'm in front!"
"Dai sei lah you. Who ask you to change places with me. Hahaha..."
*teacher places everyone in their places*
"Ok, in the groupings you were in, I want the first two rows to go one circle to the back. (there are 4 rows. The two rows at the back just move forward)"
*the song plays and everyone went messy and everyone bumped everyone in the process of getting into their position*
*one of the Tee did the fish thing (flapping the hands) because she's supposed to up in the same spot and she didn't know where to go.*
"Oh oh... *flap flap*"
The other Tee was SO mean, she laughed at her sister till her face turned purple. Tsk tsk, what a sister.
"Teacher, where do I go? I end up in the same spot."
"Hmm, like that ah... You just go in a circle on the same spot lor *demonstrates*."
*Tee follows*
"Oh! yeahhhh! come on! *clap her hands to the rhythm*"
The two Tee sisters laughed till their tummies ache so much, they couldn't stand up. It was just TOO funny. Hahaha... Oh yeah, the Tee sisters make VERY lousy imitation of hip-hoppers. So don't ever try asking them to imitate them for you.

Back to my point, the Tee sisters were indeed very hyper that night. You wouldn't wanna know what else happened in class. :P [Lydia, the Warner Bros thing. Hahaha...] They then went together with their fellow friend with her dad for supper. :D They yak yak yaked all the way till it was TIME! Time to go home...

"Thanks Pastor!"
"Bye!!! *waves*"

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"Eh, wanna go jogging anot?"
"Har, now ah?"
"Yea yea..."
"Hmmmmmm......... Ok LAH! :D" <--- willing to do anything to skip studying for the next day's law test.

*jog jog jog*

"Wow, so chee gek ah jog at night. No one around, so dark some more."
"Ya ya... That day worse! I went with daddy that time ah, daddy went to walk alone so I jogged alone. Then AH! At the darkest place that side ah, I saw someone! Gave me a fright man! Some more he was wearing white!!! Then I prayed. 'Dear Lord, please protect me!' But it turned out to be the 'ngong lau' (the abit-sot-sot man that wear pyjamas everyday to the field). Good thing it was just him."

*jog jog some more*

"DARYL! *far off distant voice*" Sort of sounded like Daryl calling himself. :P

"Eh, Mei Yii, I think there's someone there..."
"Har, where got, I only see two old people there pak tor. But lets jog faster, run away first."

"Eh! MEI YII!!!"

"Oopsy........ Heh heh... *turn to look at Kenneth* Hi. [I think I waved, :P, dunno ler]"
*jog furthur away*
"SEE, Hui Yii! I told you we should have ran faster. Then zoom through Daryl's house mar... Hahahaha..."
"Ya lA! Some more you go and say it's the two old people."

In the process on jogging, these two terrible girls laughed and talked so much, they could barely jog. Hahaha... This is what others would call disturbing the neighbourhood peace - they laughed so much and made so much noise - and disturbing the old couple, actually, they weren't that old... Maybe 40 plus. :P Disturbing that couple's lovey dovey time of pak tor-ing.

"Aiyoyo... We better faster go back *in whispers*... After the bad people come after us! *still in whispers*..."
"*sings powerpuffgirls theme song*"
"Let's go! *in whispers*"
"*holds up fingers like guns and hide behind car* --car passes by-- Oh no! That was Daryl's father...~! Do you think he saw me??? Hahahaha..."

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The moral of the story is - Bring mosquito repellent everywhere you go. Hahahaha...

Korean food + Mei Yii = need to spend more time together to make this relationship happen. :P

Hahaha... Ya ya. Had Korean food Sunday night! Thank you so much Pastor Joshua and Pastor Carey! Lydia can pass the message on. :P:P:P And yea, thank you Lydia! :D It is guaranteed that if one goes out with any of the Pastors, he/she doesn't have to worry about starving or having a 'just nice' meal. We will be stuffed up to our eye balls. :P

At about 7 o'clock, we all pushed and shoved ourselves into the car. "Ugh! Joy get off me!" "Hui Yii your butt so big la, go in go in!" "ACK! Mei Yii! Why are you sitting on me?!" "DON'T PUSH ME!!!" Then, we peacefully drove off. After approximately ... 45 minutes? Was it? I don't know. :P Ask Lydia, we arrived safely.

When we reached the shop we wanted to go to...
"Eh? Not open ah?"
"Ya la... Why ah?"
"Under renovation."
"Eh?! You know how to read Korean?"Asked a shocked Pastor Carey.
"Oh, no no no... It was in English."
Hahaha... So funny. :P I think she saw some korean words there that's why. I also only saw the korean words. Hehehe... Don't know how Hui Yii's ferocious eyes saw the 'under renovation' sign.

We had to go to a random shop there.
We had...
-LOTS of appetizers - kimchi, some weird raw vege with wasabi (O_o???), egg...
-Beef! *yum yum* They have this round metal thing in the middle of the table (thought it was steamboat at first). Then, they will lift up the metal thing and put in charcoal. Then cover up and the beef will be put on top of it. It has two layers inside. Coals -> beef -> cover. But we don't cover it up till we've finished ler. I like the beef! :D:D:D So nice... SO full.......
-Kimchi soup, one with seafood, one with dumplings. Lydia prefers seafood. I... I rather not take any. :P:P:P CULTURE shock! Hahaha... No ler. It tastes a bit weird. Or maybe I was full d.
-Some hot plate rice thing. Rice+vege+egg+some special sauce=Some weird name. Ask Lydia. :D This place's speciality. Hehe... We were all comparing the food. :P

Then... We went to the korean store there - SHOPPING! Hahaha... Quite fun quite fun. Buying stuff you can't read and don't know what it actually is. :P Then we saw this cute pink packaging. I think it's strawberry flavour or something. Then the picture looks all nice and fluffy. Then turn to the back of the cup - "Er... How to read ah?" "Dunno ler..." "Eh, must add egg!" "How you know??" "Neh, the instructions there got one egg picture." "Oh... But you don't know how long to cook it." "1 minute 20 seconds." "Huh? Really?" "Neh... *point at the tiny 1:20 thing*" Hahaha... Looks so cute, but don't dare to try. Eggs? Fluffy? Nahhh... Hehehe...

We talked and talked and talked on the way home. So much till Pastor almost missed the turning to our house! Hehehe... Poor Hui Yii and Joy got flung in front because Pastor made a very quick and sharp turning. Hehehe... We all went "Whhhoooaaaa...."

The conclusion? If you want korean food go find Lydia. Hahahaha... Let's go again! :P:P:P

Guys again??? *groan*

Aih! Guys are SO clueless sometimes. Sheesh... Don't you agree with me? :P

News flash:
Our very valuable blogger, lieRn (the one that only blogged ONCE and never blogged again...) is being stalked by a ferocious, horrendous, horrible, clueless, terrible, abominable, atrocious, erhmmm... erhhm... gorilla-ish STALKER! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE LIERNNNNNN!!!!! You only have a chance to live once though I know heaven is really cool, nice and fun but living on earth is once in a lifetime thing and you won't get to see your grandchildren nor marry the macho guy of your dreams!!! I think I even know who the stalker is. Oh NO! lieRn, trust me, he's really really really really freaky. :P We've tried telling you but...... No....... You didn't wanna talk about it. Aih, SEE! SEE now! What has happened? Actually I don't know who ler. I'm just guessing. :P:P:P

Aih, come on lah. When girls say they don't want to be bothered, they really mean it k. There's no such nonsense about the yes means no, no means yes thing!

Number 1, if the girl likes you, she won't be rejecting you in the first place, right?

Number 2, if she says she just wants to be friends, she's not giving you hope k! She really means she just wants to be friends.

Number 3, if a girl says she wants to finish studying first... It's up to you to wait. If you're loyal enough it doesn't mean you'll get chosen. Just that you'll be in the waiting list. Hahaha... Hey! We have the right to choose you know. :P:P:P

But then again... This is what I think. :P If you don't agree you can give your comments and stuff. *shrugs* No offence ler, you stalkers out there. Hahaha...

My definition of a stalker - those people who think they know all about that person but actually don't know exactly what the other person thinks. They are irritating, clueless, terrible... They keep prodding the person (or other people) for more information about her/him (It happens to guys too.... Sad but true. Hahaha... Only that I think guys don't really mind kua. It's just like an ego booster to them I guess. :P). Oh yea, and they stalk ler. Hahaha... Find out lots of your secrets! :P:P:P But it also depends if the guy is good looking or not.......... Hahaha... No ler, different people, different personalities. Some may like it because the guy actually takes the trouble to find out more about them. Hahaha...

Oh well, the poor poor stalkers. :P Let me zhat like that. Hahaha... EH, it's true k. At least, it's what I think ler. :P Nyeh... Go off first ler. Bye! Don't come stalking me k! *tebal muka* :P:P:P

Now that you mention about guys...

GUYS nowadays are getting freakier and freakier day by day. Maybe I'm just being paranoid or something, but... YER! Don't come so near mE!!! I barely know you, ok?!

Yer yer yer... Hahaha...

I used to not mind my friends smoking in front of me. Hrm, not that I see them doing it often ler. But still... Anyway... There's this guy from my class... YEr, I just cannot stand the sight of him smoking in front of me. It just looks so disgusting. Hahaha... (I know I know... I'm very weird, BUT then...) Maybe it's also because the WHOLE Asia Cafe smells like that. Yuck. I'm starting to really dislike that place. :P To be honest, I feel like puking when I see him smoke. :P Hey, if you're not concerned about your lungs, I am for mine you know. Hahaha... Sad to say, I'm a second hand smoker, ALL THANKS TO PEOPLE LIKE HIM! :P:P:P *see all the smokers move furthur away from me* Hahaha... I think I didn't use to mind because I don't see my other friends everyday smoking. If I see them smoking everyday...... Heh heh heh... 5 years of friendship I also don't cARE! :P:P:P Hahaha, no ler. I think I'm just bias. :P I don't like him that's all. Shhh... Don't tell him, ok? Oh yeah, he's also one of them that is freaking me out really really badly. Plus... He's malay. <--- see how bias I can get??? Hahaha... Sorry yah, if there are any malay readers out there. I guess it's just him I don't really like. Aiseh man... :P

And I'm writing all these down without feeling guilty. Hahaha... *oops* Hope lieRn won't gimme lecture the next time I see her. :P "How can you gossip when you yourself know that gossiping is bad? Some more being a care group leader, you should set a good example." *shakes head at me* Hahaha... No ler, I sayang lieRn so much, she won't scold me, right? :P:P:P Fine fine, I admit that I do feel a bit bad... But that is what I really feel about that guy! I'm just writing in down ni mar...... *pout*

You wouldn't want to know the rest of it... About the freaky guys ler. Hmm... YER! Hahaha... :P I've been bugging Hui Yii a lot recently by telling her, "I'm so scared ler... Hui Yii, I'm so scared... Yer... So freaky... Yer..." Hahahaha... While rubbing my face on her t-shirt. :P It's also not very nice mentioning names, right? :P:P:P *claps hand onto mouth* IT may be YOU! You reading this!!! O_o!!! Hahaha... Nah, I highly doubt that those freaky people know about my blog. But then again....... They may be freaky enough to find out........... O_O!!! Hahaha...

Aih, better not worry about it ler. :P I told you I may just be over paranoid. :P:P:P Oh well, off I go to my dinner that awaits patiently for themselves to slide gracefully, beautifully, easily, willingly, ferociously (if it gets stuck somewhere in the middle of my throat ler) down my short/long (don't know how to measure :P) and slender throat that sort of resembles a chicken neck (the result of taking literature. Alamak. Hahaha...). Tata! Take care, God bless. :):):)

Butt Watchers Society

(note: sorry for the many many variety of societies and names. We're just too creative you see. :D:D:D)

Lately, a butt has been complaining a lot to our society. Because our society is in charge of the welfare of butts, we have decided to take in this case and help solve the problem.

A day in the life of a poor poor miserable butt

6.30am: Butt is being dragged out of bed, sometimes being bumped by the owner on the stairs down the bed.
6.40am: Butt faces his terrible fate of facing the golden throne first thing in the morning.
7.10am: Butt has to get suffocated by owner by sitting on the bus for 25 to 30 minutes.
7.40am: Butt faces the cold hard chair. Squashed there for approximately 3 hours (that is if owner has no break).
11am: Butt gets the freedom to look around the world, but only for 5 minutes. Butt has to face another hard chair.
12pm: Butt owner has to get back to class again. That means, another 3 hours of COLD, HARD, BLUE CHAIR!
3pm: The owner, rather sacrificing her butt than her legs, sits again. (ahh, the agony of the butt facing but yet another chair)
4pm: Getting sore, there was another tool of torture - the seat of the bus. The pain, the suffering... for another 1 hour and 10 minutes.
5.10pm: The butt gets off the bus, then only to the comfy, cosy, dark blue sofa of the owner. *......ahhhhh.......*

The Butt Watchers Society has decided to compensate the butt by, erhm, sponsering the owner a pillow so that she can bring it to college to sit on it so not to torture her poor poor butt anymore.

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Hmm... Sorry for this really boring post, too tired and sleepy. If we went swimming today, I would have probably went to the baby pool and slept there. Hahaha... OH Yeah, I didn't know I am playing piano tomorrow... :P Got a really big shock when Sarah called me just now. Hehehe... Blur blurly answered her "Huh??? I'm playing tomorrow??!" :P:P:P This is what happens to girls (namely me) when they go to college and lack sleep. Aih aih... 'tis terrible isn't it? :P:P:P

Goodnite! Sweet dreams... :):):) God bless.

The A**es and Butts society

The A&B society was ditubuhkan on Wednesday, approximately 8pm. The members consists of Raymond-the founder of A&B (the one who started the very first mission anyway), Lydia Yee-our president, Tee Hui Yii-her assistant, Tee Mei Yii-the secretary, Erng Mei-the one who plans the langkah-langkah for the missions, Kelvin (I think that's what he's called. :P Erng Mei's friend)-the one who didn't help in any way at all!

How did the name come about?
We first had a mission, then to prevent suspicion from the si mangsa-mangsa, we had to give a cover up, right? Right. You see, we were attacked by this really really ferocious swarm of mosquitoes in the toilet. Hmm, our butts were... unprotected.......
Anyway, we killed lots of them. :D And to honour the brave mosquitoes that died willingly in our hands, we decided to name our society A**es and Butts so to remind us that our butts are constantly not protected and mosquitoes are DANGEROUS!

Secret signs:
The hand on the fore-head fainting thing - for the president only (but all other members secretly and openly do it also)
The rubbing of the tummy - for all members, or when signaling anything, or mission acomplished (whichever we choose. :P)
Hands, eyes movements which are really obvious but we still do it anyway as our secret signs.

MISSION1: So and so has to kiss A

Only 1 out of 6 thought that it would be acomplished. Nonetheless, we carried on with that plan. As So and so was sitting at our place, we tried to bait A over to our table. Finally, A comes over. So and so talks to A. A smiles, So and so smiles, we all smile. We tried to get them sit together.
"*cough* I need something to drink la."
"Me too, me too. *rubs tummy*"
So we all, one by one, get away from the table. What a beautiful sight, both of them, alone, at one table. We all then looked at the sunset as we heard the waves of the sea....... I mean, looked at the swimming pool lights and at the swimming pool.
The result?
"Eh, what are all of you doing here?" So and so asks.
"Oh... Nothing ler. Looking at the swimming pool."
We FAILED.

MISSION2: Him (B) asking Her (G) to go clubbing.

The difficulties:
B is too old for G. B is a, well, we would say... Gentlemanly, very tall, a young man that is aging gracefully. He looks like, twice his age. B has been clubbing, drinking, I don't know about smoking and what else that are 'normal' for people their age to do.

G is too naive and innocent. G is a young, still young, rather tall for her age but still too short for B young lady. She doesn't smoke, drink, nor go clubbing. She wears specs (does that give you a clue? :P:P:P).

Hmm, in this mission, all we did were just imagining them dancing together and laughing at just imagining it. Hehehe...

The bright side:
G likes B. B likes G. We won't give up the mission YET. :D

To support our group:
All you have to do is just donate some money... Just a wee bit. We all know that all of you are really really generous. You know, like maybe, 1 million? That would be sufficient. :) Thanks for supporting A&B society. Your love is our love. :) God bless.