The A**es and Butts society
The A&B society was ditubuhkan on Wednesday, approximately 8pm. The members consists of Raymond-the founder of A&B (the one who started the very first mission anyway), Lydia Yee-our president, Tee Hui Yii-her assistant, Tee Mei Yii-the secretary, Erng Mei-the one who plans the langkah-langkah for the missions, Kelvin (I think that's what he's called. :P Erng Mei's friend)-the one who didn't help in any way at all!
How did the name come about?
We first had a mission, then to prevent suspicion from the si mangsa-mangsa, we had to give a cover up, right? Right. You see, we were attacked by this really really ferocious swarm of mosquitoes in the toilet. Hmm, our butts were... unprotected.......
Anyway, we killed lots of them. :D And to honour the brave mosquitoes that died willingly in our hands, we decided to name our society A**es and Butts so to remind us that our butts are constantly not protected and mosquitoes are DANGEROUS!
Secret signs:
The hand on the fore-head fainting thing - for the president only (but all other members secretly and openly do it also)
The rubbing of the tummy - for all members, or when signaling anything, or mission acomplished (whichever we choose. :P)
Hands, eyes movements which are really obvious but we still do it anyway as our secret signs.
MISSION1: So and so has to kiss A
Only 1 out of 6 thought that it would be acomplished. Nonetheless, we carried on with that plan. As So and so was sitting at our place, we tried to bait A over to our table. Finally, A comes over. So and so talks to A. A smiles, So and so smiles, we all smile. We tried to get them sit together.
"*cough* I need something to drink la."
"Me too, me too. *rubs tummy*"
So we all, one by one, get away from the table. What a beautiful sight, both of them, alone, at one table. We all then looked at the sunset as we heard the waves of the sea....... I mean, looked at the swimming pool lights and at the swimming pool.
The result?
"Eh, what are all of you doing here?" So and so asks.
"Oh... Nothing ler. Looking at the swimming pool."
We FAILED.
MISSION2: Him (B) asking Her (G) to go clubbing.
The difficulties:
B is too old for G. B is a, well, we would say... Gentlemanly, very tall, a young man that is aging gracefully. He looks like, twice his age. B has been clubbing, drinking, I don't know about smoking and what else that are 'normal' for people their age to do.
G is too naive and innocent. G is a young, still young, rather tall for her age but still too short for B young lady. She doesn't smoke, drink, nor go clubbing. She wears specs (does that give you a clue? :P:P:P).
Hmm, in this mission, all we did were just imagining them dancing together and laughing at just imagining it. Hehehe...
The bright side:
G likes B. B likes G. We won't give up the mission YET. :D
To support our group:
All you have to do is just donate some money... Just a wee bit. We all know that all of you are really really generous. You know, like maybe, 1 million? That would be sufficient. :) Thanks for supporting A&B society. Your love is our love. :) God bless.
How did the name come about?
We first had a mission, then to prevent suspicion from the si mangsa-mangsa, we had to give a cover up, right? Right. You see, we were attacked by this really really ferocious swarm of mosquitoes in the toilet. Hmm, our butts were... unprotected.......
Anyway, we killed lots of them. :D And to honour the brave mosquitoes that died willingly in our hands, we decided to name our society A**es and Butts so to remind us that our butts are constantly not protected and mosquitoes are DANGEROUS!
Secret signs:
The hand on the fore-head fainting thing - for the president only (but all other members secretly and openly do it also)
The rubbing of the tummy - for all members, or when signaling anything, or mission acomplished (whichever we choose. :P)
Hands, eyes movements which are really obvious but we still do it anyway as our secret signs.
MISSION1: So and so has to kiss A
Only 1 out of 6 thought that it would be acomplished. Nonetheless, we carried on with that plan. As So and so was sitting at our place, we tried to bait A over to our table. Finally, A comes over. So and so talks to A. A smiles, So and so smiles, we all smile. We tried to get them sit together.
"*cough* I need something to drink la."
"Me too, me too. *rubs tummy*"
So we all, one by one, get away from the table. What a beautiful sight, both of them, alone, at one table. We all then looked at the sunset as we heard the waves of the sea....... I mean, looked at the swimming pool lights and at the swimming pool.
The result?
"Eh, what are all of you doing here?" So and so asks.
"Oh... Nothing ler. Looking at the swimming pool."
We FAILED.
MISSION2: Him (B) asking Her (G) to go clubbing.
The difficulties:
B is too old for G. B is a, well, we would say... Gentlemanly, very tall, a young man that is aging gracefully. He looks like, twice his age. B has been clubbing, drinking, I don't know about smoking and what else that are 'normal' for people their age to do.
G is too naive and innocent. G is a young, still young, rather tall for her age but still too short for B young lady. She doesn't smoke, drink, nor go clubbing. She wears specs (does that give you a clue? :P:P:P).
Hmm, in this mission, all we did were just imagining them dancing together and laughing at just imagining it. Hehehe...
The bright side:
G likes B. B likes G. We won't give up the mission YET. :D
To support our group:
All you have to do is just donate some money... Just a wee bit. We all know that all of you are really really generous. You know, like maybe, 1 million? That would be sufficient. :) Thanks for supporting A&B society. Your love is our love. :) God bless.
posted by Mei Yii at 8:52 PM
1 Comments:
Fuyoh! you revealing our missions! lucky you didnt reveal the names *winks*
~3rNgMeI~ (member of the A&B society)
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