When BRAINS attack!
You've heard of dog attacks. You've heard of bear attacks. You've heard of heart attacks... But I'm sure you've never heard of BRAIN attacks.
Here goes...
Once upon a time, Taylor's college (a very canggih once-upon-a-time time) had a launch for a new website for the THINK magazine. It's www.think.com.my by the way. Quite interesting. You should check out the site. Anyway... The THINK people decided to give away BRAINS. Small, squishy, grey BRAINS.
To cut the story short about how these brains came about, the grey brains were being distributed to EVERYONE they could dump the brains onto. Soon, the BRAINS (I'm serious, BRAINS T_T) were being thrown about carelessly, fumblingly, with skill, without skill and goodness-knows-how they throw those stuff about.
As a beautiful princess, ME (:P:P:P), was sitting INNOCENTLY in class... No ler, actually... I was sort of crab-walking in that row of seats to test which part of that row was the coldest and not sit there. :P As I was saying, I crab-walked around that row, and then sat down, when a brain flew into the room. T_T narrowly missing my head. Hehehehe.
1 minute later... (Yea, we all just ignored the brain. :P)
"Excuse me, can I have my brain back?"
Hahahaha. Er... Ok. So I gave him the brain. The poor mistreated brain. Terrible owner. But quite good-looking ah. HAHAHA. No ler. Kidding only. :P They happen to be the group of people that sat next to me 2 days ago in the library. The ones that made quite a lot of noise. T_T
Anyway. You wouldn't want to know what happened to the brain that unfortunately fell into my classmate's hands. It... It......... It................ broke into two. Some more not the right brain, left brain thing. It broke the other way. Hehehehe. Looked so funny. Some more there's a hole in the middle of the brain.
THEN, that wasn't enough torture for the brain. My classmate tore the brain into little pieces and decided to throw them at ME. YES. Me. The beautiful princess. HAHAHA. Aiyor, kidding only ok! :P Anyway, T_T that was the second time I got attacked by the BRAIN.
Still not enough... THAT guy ah... Aiseh man. There's this other guy... [AISEH! I CAN'T BLOG THIS PART. T_T Aih. I regret so many things in my life. One of them is giving STALKERS my blog-addy. T_T HAHAHA.] Anyway, back to that first friend (with some details left out), he PURPOSELY rolled the brain on the floor. "Oops!" That guy ahh............ Terrible motive why he asked me to pick it up! That one still not enough. T_T He went on throwing brain pieces at me. T_T Then I scolded him jokingly, "Your mum didn't teach you not to throw brains at others ah?" Hahahaha.
Then... Oh yea. When we were leaving the college...
"Do you want brains?" the guy held out a basket full of brains. :P
"Er, no thanks. We already have brains."
Hehehe. So funny ler. Brainy talk. :P
Oh, yea. After all that has happened, the brains didn't live happily ever after.
-The End-
Hahahaha. Oh yea, those are squishy toy brains where they stamped THINK onto it with their site address. :P Just in case you're still blur about the brains. :P Well, my brain has to rest now. Take care of your brains! :P Nites. God bless.
Here goes...
Once upon a time, Taylor's college (a very canggih once-upon-a-time time) had a launch for a new website for the THINK magazine. It's www.think.com.my by the way. Quite interesting. You should check out the site. Anyway... The THINK people decided to give away BRAINS. Small, squishy, grey BRAINS.
To cut the story short about how these brains came about, the grey brains were being distributed to EVERYONE they could dump the brains onto. Soon, the BRAINS (I'm serious, BRAINS T_T) were being thrown about carelessly, fumblingly, with skill, without skill and goodness-knows-how they throw those stuff about.
As a beautiful princess, ME (:P:P:P), was sitting INNOCENTLY in class... No ler, actually... I was sort of crab-walking in that row of seats to test which part of that row was the coldest and not sit there. :P As I was saying, I crab-walked around that row, and then sat down, when a brain flew into the room. T_T narrowly missing my head. Hehehehe.
1 minute later... (Yea, we all just ignored the brain. :P)
"Excuse me, can I have my brain back?"
Hahahaha. Er... Ok. So I gave him the brain. The poor mistreated brain. Terrible owner. But quite good-looking ah. HAHAHA. No ler. Kidding only. :P They happen to be the group of people that sat next to me 2 days ago in the library. The ones that made quite a lot of noise. T_T
Anyway. You wouldn't want to know what happened to the brain that unfortunately fell into my classmate's hands. It... It......... It................ broke into two. Some more not the right brain, left brain thing. It broke the other way. Hehehehe. Looked so funny. Some more there's a hole in the middle of the brain.
THEN, that wasn't enough torture for the brain. My classmate tore the brain into little pieces and decided to throw them at ME. YES. Me. The beautiful princess. HAHAHA. Aiyor, kidding only ok! :P Anyway, T_T that was the second time I got attacked by the BRAIN.
Still not enough... THAT guy ah... Aiseh man. There's this other guy... [AISEH! I CAN'T BLOG THIS PART. T_T Aih. I regret so many things in my life. One of them is giving STALKERS my blog-addy. T_T HAHAHA.] Anyway, back to that first friend (with some details left out), he PURPOSELY rolled the brain on the floor. "Oops!" That guy ahh............ Terrible motive why he asked me to pick it up! That one still not enough. T_T He went on throwing brain pieces at me. T_T Then I scolded him jokingly, "Your mum didn't teach you not to throw brains at others ah?" Hahahaha.
Then... Oh yea. When we were leaving the college...
"Do you want brains?" the guy held out a basket full of brains. :P
"Er, no thanks. We already have brains."
Hehehe. So funny ler. Brainy talk. :P
Oh, yea. After all that has happened, the brains didn't live happily ever after.
-The End-
Hahahaha. Oh yea, those are squishy toy brains where they stamped THINK onto it with their site address. :P Just in case you're still blur about the brains. :P Well, my brain has to rest now. Take care of your brains! :P Nites. God bless.
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